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2016 Archive: The Cam Newton Super Bowl Presser

Why was the hoodie so low? Because he lost to the Broncos’ defense and realized that “Dabbing” isn’t as fun when Von Miller is chasing you.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/07/2006 08:46Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Cheers_Norm08/16/2009 21:01Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Nsync_Justin02/02/1996 22:05Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/01/2013 22:13I see funny people... everywhere!
@Binary_Boy07/23/2005 19:2901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/06/2003 11:06I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Napoleon_Dyna02/06/1996 08:39Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/18/2006 12:05That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Beanie_Campbell05/25/2012 14:02True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Last_Commenter05/18/1999 04:43Saving the best laugh for last!

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