2014 Classic: The Password

I’m “locking” my life with a thumbprint.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

@Y2K_Ready12/12/2000 13:30If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Gladiator_Maximus05/24/2000 16:08Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/29/2015 15:00The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/11/2014 13:03It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Cipher_Steak01/11/1998 01:07Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Pedro_For_Pres07/09/1997 11:55Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Dale_Doback_Fan07/12/2008 08:42Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Neopets_Trader10/16/2014 22:34Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@StrongBad_Mail03/26/2013 07:58I’m checking my email and I found a winner!