2008 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you try to climb a mountain of paperwork. Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App… Read More »2008 Archive: The HMO Gym
2008 Legacy: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a foreclosure notice on the chicken’s coop. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Closing Argument
2007 Legacy: Knocked Up
Why was Seth Rogen a leading man? Because in 2007, Judd Apatow proved that “funny and relatable” was the new “tall, dark, and handsome.” Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: Knocked Up
2007 Vintage: The Depression
“I feel like a 3G connection in a 4G world.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Depression
2007 Vintage: The OneRepublic “Apologize”
Why was the passenger so sorry? He wasn’t. He just liked the Timbaland remix while he accidentally kicked the seat in front of him. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The OneRepublic “Apologize”
2007 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mustache
2007 Legacy: The Fabric
I’m “weaving” a digital story. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Number
I’m “counting” my followers—all three of them. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Torino Winter Games
Why does nobody remember the results? Because everyone was too busy looking at the Armani-designed outfits and eating world-class pizza. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Torino Winter Games
2005 Archive: The Juice
I’m “squeezing” into a smaller cubicle. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified