2012 Legacy: The Skype
Why did the blonde put on makeup before answering the phone? She heard about “Skype.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Skype
2011 Classic: The Aguerooooooo!
Why did Manchester City fans wait 44 years? To have their hearts stopped in the 94th minute when Sergio Aguero scored the goal that stole… Read More »2011 Classic: The Aguerooooooo!
2011 Vintage: The Siri Diagnosis
I asked Siri why my chest hurts. She said, “I found three pizza places nearby.” My doctor said, “That’s actually a very accurate diagnosis of… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri Diagnosis
2011 Classic: The Bridesmaids
A group of women walk in and one yells, “IT’S A MEXICAN FOOD STANDOFF!” The bartender hides the tacos. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Bridesmaids
2011 Legacy: The Kindle Fire
A guy tries to warm his hands on his tablet. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Kindle Fire
2011 Legacy: The Paul Alien
Why Seth Rogen? For proving that if an alien landed on Earth, he’d probably just want to smoke and watch movies. Part of the 38… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Paul Alien
2010 Legacy: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the new smart covers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Coconut Water”? Because 2010 was the year we thought “Electrolytes” were the secret to corporate immortality. Part of the 83 Office… Read More »2010 Vintage: The New Year Toast
2009 Vintage: The Mad Men Style
Why did the manager buy a fedora? He thought he was “Old School Professional,” but he just looked like a confused tourist. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Mad Men Style
2009 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to use it as a touchpad. Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified