2016 Classic: The Bluetooth “Pairing” Struggle
Why was the manager swearing at his speaker? Because 2016 Bluetooth still took 15 tries to recognize a phone. Part of the 69 Office Groaners:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bluetooth “Pairing” Struggle
2015 Vintage: Mark Zuckerberg
Why did Mark take a break? Because he became a dad in 2015 and proved that even if you own the world’s data, changing a… Read More »2015 Vintage: Mark Zuckerberg
2015 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
2015 Archive: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the cloud. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Librarian
“The darkness is just a silent story waiting for a narrator.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice… Read More »2014 Archive: The Librarian
2014 Classic: The Lego
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Everything is. / Everything is who? / Everything is awesome! (Except standing out here in the hall!) Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lego
2014 Legacy: The Facebook Messenger App
“Why do I have to download a separate app to talk?” “Because Mark Zuckerberg wants to own a separate folder in your brain, that’s why.” Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Facebook Messenger App
2014 Archive: Ariana Grande (Problem)
Why did she have “one less problem”? Because in 2014, she realized that a high ponytail and a whistle note were the keys to the… Read More »2014 Archive: Ariana Grande (Problem)
2013 Vintage: The Janelle Monáe “The Electric Lady”
Why the Prince feature? For the queen of soul-funk proving she was the chosen one by the legends themselves. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Janelle Monáe “The Electric Lady”
2012 Classic: The Gangnam Workout
“I’m doing the horse dance for cardio!” “You’ve been doing it for 30 seconds and you’re already asking for an inhaler.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gangnam Workout