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2015 Vintage: Mark Zuckerberg

 Why did Mark take a break? Because he became a dad in 2015 and proved that even if you own the world’s data, changing a diaper is still a high-stakes operation.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger08/23/2006 12:22M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Toy_Story_Woody07/06/2015 16:42There is a joke in my boot!
@Cipher_Steak11/11/2012 09:17Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Marla_Singer_Fan06/21/2008 20:17A joke for the end of the world.
@He_Man_Power11/13/1997 04:51I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Anchorman_Ron06/24/1995 01:15I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Keyboard_Cat_P12/24/1998 23:33Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Terran_Marine01/21/2011 12:04Go, go, go! More jokes!

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