2014 Classic: The Lego

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Everything is. / Everything is who? / Everything is awesome! (Except standing out here in the hall!)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

@Tripod_Member02/05/1996 19:59Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings02/06/2005 23:14One joke to rule them all!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/24/2004 13:01Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@SouthPark_Stan04/14/2010 01:55Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@SpiderMan_Peter05/10/2007 03:17My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Grunge_Lord_9402/25/2004 21:09I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Magic_SchoolBus06/13/2002 14:13Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!