1996 Vintage: The Laptop Battery
Why did the salesman stay near the outlet? His 1996 laptop battery lasted exactly 12 minutes. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Laptop Battery
1995 Vintage: The Best Musical Show Album
Why did Passion win? Because Stephen Sondheim is the only person who can make complicated rhymes sound like a casual conversation. Part of the 38… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Best Musical Show Album
1995 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how handsome I am? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Honeydew
1995 Vintage: The Wayne Gretzky
Why was he “The Great One”? Because even at 34, he was seeing plays 10 seconds before they happened, while everyone else was just trying… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Wayne Gretzky
1995 Classic: The Pager for Pets
Imagine a pager for dogs. You get a “555” code and you know the neighbor just left the trash can lid open. It’s the ultimate… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pager for Pets