1996 Vintage: The Laptop Battery

Why did the salesman stay near the outlet? His 1996 laptop battery lasted exactly 12 minutes.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lara_Croft_9606/24/2014 15:59Found a real treasure with this one.

@BitTorrent_0103/02/2000 19:49Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/14/1996 08:01Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Uncle_Rico_9808/21/2010 19:40I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/27/1999 22:09Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Neopets_Trader05/18/2014 17:48Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!