1999 Vintage: The Death of JFK Jr.
Why did Washington feel so empty in July? Because for a brief moment, everyone stopped arguing about policy to mourn the man who reminded them… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Death of JFK Jr.
1999 Classic: The Corona
A guy asks for a Corona and two limes. The bartender asks, “Why two?” The guy says, “One for me, one for my bunker.” Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Corona
1999 Classic: The Y2K Doomsday Prepper
It doesn’t matter how many people it takes; the power grid is going down in four months anyway. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Y2K Doomsday Prepper
1999 Archive: The Matrix Outfit
Why did the IT guy wear sunglasses indoors? He said he was “protecting his eyes from the binary code.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Matrix Outfit
1999 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did The Globe Sessions beat Yield? Because the Grammys prefer Sheryl Crow’s diary over Pearl Jam’s revolution any day. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »1999 Classic: Best Rock Album
1998 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Joe Eszterhas for Burn Hollywood Burn? For playing himself and still managed to give an unconvincing performance. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
1998 Legacy: The Screwdriver
A guy orders a Screwdriver. The bartender says, “Are you building something or just getting drunk?” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Screwdriver
1998 Legacy: The Screen Filter
Why did the office look like a sci-fi set? All the glass “radiation shields” over the monitors. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Screen Filter
1997 Vintage: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because he was legally bound to represent the chicken in a “wrongful crossing” suit. Part of the 47… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Closing Argument
1996 Vintage: The CD Tower
Our marriage is built on the foundation of a 500-unit plastic CD rack that wobbles if you breathe too hard. Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1996 Vintage: The CD Tower