He wasn’t planning on having lunch. He just wanted to stir up some knowledge during the test!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.