1997 Vintage: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because he was legally bound to represent the chicken in a “wrongful crossing” suit.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior07/19/2002 01:03I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Spice_Girl_Posh09/27/2001 20:21Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Rewritable_CD05/06/2013 12:24I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Total_Recall_Fan02/18/2005 22:57Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Nirvana_Teen09/19/2006 16:45Smells like... teen humor. I love it.