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1999 Archive: The Matrix Outfit

 Why did the IT guy wear sunglasses indoors? He said he was “protecting his eyes from the binary code.”

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napoleon_Dyna07/14/2009 09:10Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Old_School_Frank03/09/2006 14:14We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Doge_Much_Funny07/06/2010 22:21Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@PopUp_Blocker_X04/26/2007 14:19I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Tagged_Network04/27/2001 20:39You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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