1999 Classic: The Y2K Doomsday Prepper

It doesn’t matter how many people it takes; the power grid is going down in four months anyway.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

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In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

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@ICQ_Classic10/02/2014 19:42That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione02/18/1996 17:50It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Emule_Donkey10/23/1999 04:18Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Ghostbusters_V08/23/1996 19:08Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Uncle_Rico_9802/27/2009 19:21I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Orange_Mocha_F09/20/2012 13:00Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Frag_Master_9901/07/1995 20:18Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Not_Bad_Obama06/14/2014 04:47Not bad. Not bad at all.