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2017 Classic: The Francesco Totti Retirement

Why was Rome crying? Because after 25 years and 786 games, the King of Rome finally took off his jersey for the last time.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin02/09/2013 18:02P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@DVD_Collector08/15/2001 11:02Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/25/2006 23:26I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Toy_Story_Woody02/11/2014 14:20There is a joke in my boot!
@Offspring_Guy01/04/2009 08:27The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/05/2008 11:57I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/19/1999 09:32All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Protoss_Pylon03/17/2011 08:17You must construct additional laughs!

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