2021 Legacy: Adele (30)
Why did Spotify remove the shuffle button? Because Adele released “Easy on Me” and demanded that the entire world listen to her heartbreak in the… Read More »2021 Legacy: Adele (30)
2021 Legacy: The Gasoline Prices Rise
Why was the “I Did That” sticker on every pump? To show that in 2021, a President is personally responsible for the price of every… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Gasoline Prices Rise
2020 Legacy: The WiFi Router
Why did the dad pet his internet router? Because he heard it was his only “connection” to the outside world. Part of the 63 Original… Read More »2020 Legacy: The WiFi Router
2020 Archive: The Bin Day
Why was the traveler wearing a tuxedo to the trash can? Because “Bin Day” was the only social outing of the week. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Bin Day
2019 Legacy: The AirPods Pro “Noise Cancellation”
Why did the boss ignore the fire alarm? He had his new AirPods Pro in “Transparency Mode” but chose to transparently ignore everyone. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The AirPods Pro “Noise Cancellation”
2019 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2019 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2018 Vintage: The Venom Vibe
“We are Venom!” “No, you just have a bad case of food poisoning from that sketchy taco truck. Go to the bathroom.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Venom Vibe
2018 Archive: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” awesome. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Francesco Totti Retirement
Why was Rome crying? Because after 25 years and 786 games, the King of Rome finally took off his jersey for the last time. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The Francesco Totti Retirement
2016 Classic: The Bluetooth “Pairing” Struggle
Why was the manager swearing at his speaker? Because 2016 Bluetooth still took 15 tries to recognize a phone. Part of the 69 Office Groaners:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bluetooth “Pairing” Struggle