Why did the dad pet his internet router? Because he heard it was his only “connection” to the outside world.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
M’lady... this joke is superb.