I asked Siri why my chest hurts. She said, “I found three pizza places nearby.” My doctor said, “That’s actually a very accurate diagnosis of your lifestyle.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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