2008 Legacy: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a foreclosure notice on the chicken’s coop.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

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@DialUp_Dreamer12/22/2007 11:21Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Flash_Player_Fan03/14/2005 18:36Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Gladiator_Proximo02/05/2007 23:05Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/08/2014 13:39Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Diva_Plavalaguna10/03/1996 17:52The highest note of humor!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/13/2003 20:52I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Podcast_Listener10/18/1998 16:33I’ll mention this in my next episode!