“I feel like a 3G connection in a 4G world.”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
The future is laughing at us.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
M’lady... this joke is superb.