1998 Legacy: The Clinton Scandal
What was the one thing Grandma forbade at the table? Any mention of “cigars,” “blue dresses,” or the phrase “I did not have sexual relations… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Clinton Scandal
1998 Archive: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a pen? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Canoe
1998 Archive: The “Ghetto Supastar” Loop
I’ve had this chorus stuck in my head for six months. Pras, Mya, and Ol’ Dirty Bastard are my new inner voice. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Ghetto Supastar” Loop
1998 Archive: The Buffet Stampede Schedule
Insisting that the entire family arrive at the local country buffet by 3:15 PM to secure the prime seating area before the early-evening rush paralyzes… Read More »1998 Archive: The Buffet Stampede Schedule
1997 Vintage: The Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Fan
One, but they’ll screw the bulb in backward. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Tool
I bought a laser level. I’ve leveled every picture in the house. Now she says the house looks “too straight.” Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tool
1997 Vintage: The Digital Pet
We got a Tamagotchi to “practice” for a baby. It died before we even finished dinner. We’ve decided to stick to houseplants. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Digital Pet
1997 Archive: The Teletubby
I’m a Teletubby fan. I’m just “Tinky-Winky”ing about the future. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Rocket
I’times a NASA scientist. I’m just taking off. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Tokyo Subway Attack (Sarin)
Why did this scare the military? Because it proved that a cult with a chemistry set is a more terrifying “Asymmetric Threat” than an army… Read More »1995 Archive: The Tokyo Subway Attack (Sarin)