1998 Archive: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a pen?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/08/2013 12:29So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Independence_Day10/25/2011 08:29Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/08/2010 06:00That still only counts as one laugh!

@Avatar_Na_vi02/26/2001 16:19I see you... laughing!

@CRT_Degauss10/11/2004 07:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Beavis_Cornholio12/15/2012 16:51I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Hamster_Dance_X10/19/1998 01:29Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Loituma_Girl06/14/2007 22:41Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@One_Does_Not_S12/12/2014 20:07One does not simply read one joke.