2008 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a king? “Bumble-dore.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Corporate “Team Building” Wii
Why was there a hole in the ceiling? The manager played “Wii Bowling” and forgot the wrist strap again. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Corporate “Team Building” Wii
2007 Vintage: The Big Bang Theory
A guy starts explaining the physics of a pint. The bartender says, “Bazinga! You’re annoying.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Big Bang Theory
2006 Archive: The Pan’s Labyrinth Eyes
I’ve never been so terrified of a man with eyes in the palms of his hands. I’m sleeping with my gloves on. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Pan’s Labyrinth Eyes
2005 Vintage: Sin City
Why was it black and white? Because in 2005, Robert Rodriguez wanted to prove that blood looks much cooler when it’s bright yellow. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: Sin City
2005 Archive: The Facebook Expansion
Why was the boss nervous? He heard “TheFacebook” was moving from colleges to “High Schools” and he knew the office was next. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Facebook Expansion
2005 Legacy: The YouTube Revolution
Why did the Pentagon hate 2005? Because for the first time, a Private could upload a video of a tank hitting an IED before the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The YouTube Revolution
2005 Archive: The Wikipedia “Seigenthaler” Incident
Why did politicians start checking their own bios? Because they realized that anyone with a keyboard could change their “Achievements” section to “Criminal Record” in… Read More »2005 Archive: The Wikipedia “Seigenthaler” Incident
2005 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Jessica Alba for Fantastic Four? For proving that being invisible is actually a great career move in a bad movie. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2005 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2004 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me a photo of a clean house with the caption: “Just a suggestion.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment