2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Tipping Point”? Because we ended the year with an impeachment, a climate crisis, and a weird news story… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Political Vibe
2018 Legacy: The Milk
I’m “milking” the battle pass. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Password
I’m “locking” my crypto-vault. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Stranger Things Vibe
“I feel like I’m in the Upside Down.” “Because of the monsters?” “No, because I just saw the price of avocado toast and realized I’ll never afford… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Stranger Things Vibe
2016 Legacy: The Westworld Host
“Doesn’t look like anything to me.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the saltiness of a lost catch. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Salt
2015 Classic: The G7 Summit in Elmau
Why was the photo of Obama and Merkel on a bench so famous? Because it looked like a scene from a movie where two people… Read More »2015 Classic: The G7 Summit in Elmau
2014 Archive: The Cold Shower
Why did the dad stand in a cold shower for 10 minutes in 2014? He said he was preparing for the ultimate “Ice Bucket Challenge.”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Cold Shower
2014 Vintage: The Birdman One-Shot
Why was Michael Keaton in his underwear? For a movie that looked like one continuous take, proving that an actor’s greatest fear isn’t fading away—it’s… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Birdman One-Shot
2013 Legacy: The Captain Phillips
“I’m the captain now.” I said this while driving. My wife reached over, changed the radio station, and said, “No, you’re the chauffeur.” Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Captain Phillips