“I feel like I’m in the Upside Down.” “Because of the monsters?” “No, because I just saw the price of avocado toast and realized I’ll never afford a house in this dimension.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Very nice! Great success!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
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