2023 Classic: The Status
2023. Still “Ken-enough” for her, but barely. Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the bandwidth. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Beating of the “Crypto Winter”
Why did FTX vanish? Because Sam Bankman-Fried proved that a “Crypto Exchange” is just a Ponzi scheme with better graphics and a lot of shorts.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Beating of the “Crypto Winter”
2022 Legacy: The Uncharted Chemistry
Why Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg? For a video game movie that proved that if you have a plane and a cargo net, you don’t… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Uncharted Chemistry
2022 Archive: Black Panther
Wakanda Forever: Why were we crying in the theater? Because in 2022, Marvel proved that a tribute to a King can be just as powerful as… Read More »2022 Archive: Black Panther
2021 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Olivia Colman? Because nobody accepts an award with more grace and slight confusion than she does. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2021 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Colette win? To remind us that history is never really in the past, especially when an 90-year-old woman visits a concentration camp. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
2020 Legacy: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Tipping Point”? Because we ended the year with an impeachment, a climate crisis, and a weird news story… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Political Vibe