Why Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg? For a video game movie that proved that if you have a plane and a cargo net, you don’t really need a plot that makes sense.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes: Why the snow? For a prequel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
Why the high school? For a comedy that proved that the best way t...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!