2013 Classic: The Conjuring Claps
If I hear two claps in a dark room, I’m moving to another country. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Conjuring Claps
2013 Vintage: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top 40. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Hotel Transylvania
“I’m a vampire dad!” “You’re a human dad who needs to stop making ‘blah blah blah’ noises.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse &… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Hotel Transylvania
2012 Legacy: The Prometheus Movie
Why was the traveler asking “Who made us?” to the TSA agent? Because Ridley Scott made him question everything, including the liquid rule. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Prometheus Movie
2012 Classic: Ted (The Movie)
Why was the teddy bear so rude? Because Seth MacFarlane ruined our childhood toys by making them drink beer and swear at the neighbors. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: Ted (The Movie)
2011 Legacy: The Moneyball
A guy starts using complex statistics to decide which beer has the best “on-base percentage” for getting him drunk. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Moneyball
2010 Archive: The Skyline Blue Light
Why the vacuum? For a sci-fi movie that proved that humans are essentially just dust bunnies for giant alien hoovers. Part of the 40 Hollywood… Read More »2010 Archive: The Skyline Blue Light
2009 Archive: The Family Guy “Best Comedy” Nomination
Why was it historic? For being the first animated show nominated for the big prize since The Flintstones in 1961. Part of the 36 Emmy… Read More »2009 Archive: The Family Guy “Best Comedy” Nomination
2008 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“I don’t care if it’s dark, keep running until I hear the floor squeak!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2008 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a king? “Bumble-dore.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified