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2012 Legacy: The Prometheus Movie

 Why was the traveler asking “Who made us?” to the TSA agent? Because Ridley Scott made him question everything, including the liquid rule.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/25/2012 12:43Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Coffee_Addict09/14/2012 19:09404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Nu_Metal_Kid12/09/2009 19:34I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Dirty_Dancing_F05/25/2014 02:54Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Mini_Me_Rocks02/16/2012 01:22... (Laughter in silence).
@Grammar_Nazi_9909/14/1996 06:45Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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