2004 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me a photo of a clean house with the caption: “Just a suggestion.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The E-mail Attachment
2004 Classic: The 2004 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a Von Dutch hat and a polo shirt with the collar popped. Part of the 72 Light Bulb… Read More »2004 Classic: The 2004 Legend
2004 Archive: The “Lame Duck” Label
Why did Bush reject it after winning? Because he felt he had “Earned Capital” and he was ready to spend it all on Social Security… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Lame Duck” Label
2003 Vintage: Finding Nemo (DVD)
Why was the DVD on repeat? Because it was the first movie that could keep the kids quiet for 100 minutes without needing to rewind… Read More »2003 Vintage: Finding Nemo (DVD)
2002 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2002 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2002 Vintage: The No Child Left Behind Act
Why did Bush sign it in early 2002? To ensure that every child in America would spend the rest of their school years learning how… Read More »2002 Vintage: The No Child Left Behind Act
2001 Legacy: The No Child Left Behind Act
Why did it sound so good? Because nobody wanted to be the politician who said, “Actually, let’s leave a few kids behind, they’re slowing us… Read More »2001 Legacy: The No Child Left Behind Act
2000 Archive: The Memory Card
Why was the 64MB card so expensive? Because it was the “vault” for your digital memories. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Archive: The Memory Card
1999 Archive: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the internet. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Search
1998 Archive: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a pen? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Canoe