If I hear two claps in a dark room, I’m moving to another country.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
The highest note of humor!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Press the button for more humor!
Deal with it. This is gold.