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2005 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Jessica Alba for Fantastic Four? For proving that being invisible is actually a great career move in a bad movie.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/22/2012 04:56Standard classic. Never gets old.
@MP3_Encoder10/15/1997 18:46128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan02/22/1996 23:32Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Memento_Guy04/16/1998 17:55Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Korn_Follower11/25/1999 05:03Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Orange_Mocha_F04/24/1998 10:07Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Search_Scout_9907/30/1996 08:32Scouting the web for gems like this.
@DMOZ_Volunteer02/11/1997 05:35Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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