Why did it sound so good? Because nobody wanted to be the politician who said, “Actually, let’s leave a few kids behind, they’re slowing us down.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.