Why was it black and white? Because in 2005, Robert Rodriguez wanted to prove that blood looks much cooler when it’s bright yellow.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
This humor took me to new heights!