Why did this scare the military? Because it proved that a cult with a chemistry set is a more terrifying “Asymmetric Threat” than an army with a thousand T-72s.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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