2012 Classic: Ted (The Movie)

Why was the teddy bear so rude? Because Seth MacFarlane ruined our childhood toys by making them drink beer and swear at the neighbors.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »

Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »

@Napster_King07/28/2002 22:28I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Vaporwave_Original01/23/2001 10:45Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@WAP_Navigator07/22/2009 21:45Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/31/2000 22:03Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Clueless_Cher11/21/1999 11:08As if! This is too funny.

@Wild_Thornberry02/26/2006 14:55Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Chocolate_Rain09/01/2002 05:37I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@First_World_P09/16/1996 15:56My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.