“I’m a vampire dad!” “You’re a human dad who needs to stop making ‘blah blah blah’ noises.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
The highest note of humor!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!