Why the vacuum? For a sci-fi movie that proved that humans are essentially just dust bunnies for giant alien hoovers.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being "Just Ken" is a full-tim...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smurfs Musical
Why Rihanna? For a movie that proved that 2025 is the year where ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Not bad. Not bad at all.