What do you call a bee that’s a king? “Bumble-dore.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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Q: What did the photon say...
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A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
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