2018 Legacy: The Milk

I’m “milking” the battle pass.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

@WebSurfer_X11/10/2001 12:27Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Optical_Mouse_9906/09/2015 12:34I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@USB_Pioneer08/20/2005 11:40Plug and Play laughter!

@Thundercats_Ho07/26/2010 04:01Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Uncle_Rico_9812/16/1995 04:00I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@HotBot_User11/16/2007 19:52Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Tagged_Network05/08/2008 19:31You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Pwnage_King11/07/2009 04:47Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Salad_Fingers_F05/20/2010 14:57I like it when the jokes are... rusty.