Why did the Pentagon hate 2005? Because for the first time, a Private could upload a video of a tank hitting an IED before the General even finished his morning coffee.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
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