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1998 Archive: The Buffet Stampede Schedule

Insisting that the entire family arrive at the local country buffet by 3:15 PM to secure the prime seating area before the early-evening rush paralyzes the carving station.

Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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