1998 Archive: The “Ghetto Supastar” Loop

I’ve had this chorus stuck in my head for six months. Pras, Mya, and Ol’ Dirty Bastard are my new inner voice.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Avatar_Na_vi05/02/2000 23:30I see you... laughing!

@Heathers_Winona10/28/2001 00:42Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Mini_Me_Rocks01/04/2014 19:47... (Laughter in silence).

@Rick_Roller_0706/08/2002 01:10Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@CounterStrike_Pro03/26/2005 09:07Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!