One, but they’ll screw the bulb in backward.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!