2006 Vintage: The Monitor Polish Incident
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a brand-new desktop computer screen to make it match the oak… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Monitor Polish Incident
2006 Vintage: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Do you have the latest firmware?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Surgeon
2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch
A guy starts jumping on his sofa and screaming “I’m in love!” His wife looks at him and says, “Unless you’re planning to buy me… Read More »2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch
2004 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
He told me he’s the “Bill Gates of the Operating Room.” I told him I hope he doesn’t crash as often. Part of the 54… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
2004 Classic: The Millennium Farewell
Why were we looking at 2005? Because with the NHL gone and the Red Sox hex broken, anything seemed possible—including a guy from Texas actually… Read More »2004 Classic: The Millennium Farewell
2004 Legacy: The “Yeah!” Usher Anthem
This song has been playing in every club, car, and grocery store for six months. If I hear that “Lil Jon” shout one more time,… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Yeah!” Usher Anthem
2004 Classic: The Ryder Cup 18.5 – 9.5
Why was Europe so smug? Because they demolished the US team on American soil, proving that a team of Europeans who like each other is… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ryder Cup 18.5 – 9.5
2003 Archive: Justin to Kelly
Why was this movie a thing? Because the Razzies realized that the only thing worse than a reality show is a movie made by a… Read More »2003 Archive: Justin to Kelly
2002 Classic: The Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 Player
One, but they have to find the letters S-O-C-K-E-T while doing a manual. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow… Read More »2002 Classic: The Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 Player
2002 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone