2007 Legacy: The Lace

I’m “tie-ing” into the web.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/26/2007 11:57I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@StreetFighter_Ken07/21/2014 16:54Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Friends_Lover10/24/2001 20:41Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Hercules_Xena07/22/2001 03:03By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Voodoo_3dfx01/04/2002 11:36The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Keyboard_Cat_P12/15/2002 22:10Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Pwnage_King03/21/2015 05:40Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Cool_Story_Bro02/23/2001 23:05Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Hacktivist_Fan05/28/2002 22:17Hacking into the comedy mainframe.