Why did politicians use that phrase? Because most Americans were actually hiding under their kitchen tables by October. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Kitchen Table” Issues
Why was the HR manager in a neck brace? Too much “Wii Boxing” during the holiday party. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Corporate “Team Building” Wii
Why were the prep school ghosts so dramatic? Because “Chuck Bass” was a name that inspired more fear (and swooning) than any werewolf. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: Gossip Girl (Season 2)
I’m “tie-ing” into the web. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
Why was she struggling? Because the power that won her Wimbledon was starting to fade, leading to a year of frustration and ice packs. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova Shoulder
I’m “coating” my review in praise. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the teenager acting so “emo”? Because Topher Grace’s Venom and Tobey Maguire’s “dark” dance moves convinced every teen that a fringe and a… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Spider-Man 3 Dance
Why did the Brits move to the airport? To prove that “Strategic Oversight” is just a polite way of saying “We’re going to watch the… Read More »2007 Classic: The British Handover of Basra
Why did Eddie Murphy win three Razzies for one movie? Because he played the hero, the villain, and the bride, proving that “multi-tasking” is just… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Norbit Transformation
“I’m going to operate.” “Do you have the latest firmware?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Surgeon
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