2013 Vintage: The Henrik Stenson “Double”
Why was the FedEx Cup and Race to Dubai “Swedish”? Because Stenson won both in the same year, a feat so rare it’s basically the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Henrik Stenson “Double”
2013 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Doris
2013 Archive: The Smartwatch Launch
Why did the lawyer buy a smartwatch? So his wrist could vibrate every time a billable minute passed. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Smartwatch Launch
2013 Classic: The Boston Marathon Heroism
Why was “Boston Strong” the slogan of 2013? To remind the President that while Washington argues, the rest of the country actually knows how to… Read More »2013 Classic: The Boston Marathon Heroism
2010 Archive: WikiLeaks & Cablegate
Why was 2010 a nightmare for the State Department? Because Julian Assange released 250,000 cables, proving that diplomacy is 10% negotiation and 90% gossiping about… Read More »2010 Archive: WikiLeaks & Cablegate
2010 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Selfie Stick” to the settlement? To make sure he was in every shot of the “victory photo.” Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Negotiation
2010 Classic: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about the ‘Antennagate’.” “No, I’m stressed because I can’t find a signal in this lead-lined office.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Stress 2
2009 Archive: The Corona
“Find your beach… in a recession.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Ken Griffey Jr. “Nap” Incident
Why was the clubhouse laughing? Because a legend allegedly fell asleep during a game, proving that at 40, a 162-game season is just too long.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Ken Griffey Jr. “Nap” Incident
2009 Legacy: The Unmanned Vehicle
She thinks my career is like an unmanned vehicle—moving forward, but no one is actually steering. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Unmanned Vehicle