Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Classic: The Police
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2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
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2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
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2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2024 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Vintage: The Annie
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2025 Archive: The Noah
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2025 Legacy: The Neural
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2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Not bad. Not bad at all.