Why did the lawyer buy a smartwatch? So his wrist could vibrate every time a billable minute passed.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Problem? No, just laughs!